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shajaa:

sarurunkamui:

Went to Lalaport for some tea and thought, well, why not check out the new stuff at the Pokemon Center?

Turns out the Rayquazas have articulated bodies. The Kyogre plushes are also really cute, but posable dragons? Yes please.

oh my god

workinthatclick:

I’m so pissed this is just a sketch!!!

nicolas-px:

*watching yaoi* whats better than this, guys being dudes

heathicorn:

[brushes your hair] hey

[bakes you cookies] hey guess what

[kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

bisexualoverlord:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

OH GODC

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

thechophouse:

wHAT are YoU DoiNG COSPLAYING ANIME CHARACTers on HALLOWEEN

it’s HALLOWEEN

NOT HALLOWEEB

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
5.18 animal control / 6.13 ann and chris

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad