SEE! cops aren’t allways assholes! sometimes they can be fun too! :P
Now try that in America and watch your ass get beaten for touching them.
yeah i heard that US cops are poopfaces!
Don’t ever try this in the US
You will get arrested on the spot
or if youre black, shot
and if you happen to be walking your dog, your dog will get shot too.
Just like any other country in the world, the behavior of law enforcement varies drastically from city to city, and of course based on the individuals in the position.
My father has been a police officer for more than 25 years, and he along with everyone I have ever met on the police force in my hometown, are outstanding individuals who do everything in their power to keep EVERYONE safe. I have known them day in and day out to risk their lives, and many of them have died, for this cause.
Let me tell you, it is not an easy thing to grow up hugging your Dad goodbye as he leaves for his night shift, and always having to try and extend your arms wider to be able to reach all the way around his bulletproof vest.
I know that this is not the case through out the entire nation, and that there are so many who abuse the authority of the badge that they carry and commit horrible acts, and that makes me sick. But humanity in its entirety is filled with twisted individuals, badge or no badge, so please don’t let the corrupt ruin your appreciation for those who are not.
Also keep in mind that the media will only cover what will boost their ratings. A police officer responding to a 911 call at an attempted break in at the home of a family with 3 children will likely go un-televised; but you can expect to see Jerkbag Magee, who has no business carrying the badge, all over the news when they decide to beat someone who doesn’t comply with their desires. I’m not saying that the corrupt shouldn’t be brought forward for all to see, because they should; but we must remember that they do not negate the others who have truthfully sworn “to serve and to protect”.
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
This is one of my favorite little comics on here.
And people they don’t understand.
No girlfriends they won’t understand.
In spaceships they won’t understand.
And me, I ain’t ever gonna understand.
Our FRIENDLY THREESOME.
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE